Curse you dial up!!!

I am going to pout and cry and have a tissy fit right here, right now. I hate dial up. I am typically not an angry person.  But this has got to stop.  Okay, yes, I am a cheapskate and don't want to shell out the cash for an aircard or HughesNet (for those crazies who like to live in the middle of nowhere).  Its just so slow.  I miss Grandpa & Grammy's dsl.  This post is gonna take forever.  Phooey.